Twenty. Film major. New York.
If you don’t have a good sense of humor, you’re better off dead"
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
I’ve been eating such crap lately and I just ate so much that I feel like I’m gonna vomit. I’m not eating for the rest of the week. Ugh
life is all about tough decisions
getting enough sleep or staying on the internet
Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.
Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!
Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.
If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
Im 30% sarcasm and 70% Fall Out Boy lyrics