oomshi:

please watch your fucking language

(via hi)

"

If you don’t have a good sense of humor, you’re better off dead

"

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

I’ve been eating such crap lately and I just ate so much that I feel like I’m gonna vomit. I’m not eating for the rest of the week. Ugh

crystallized-teardrops:

life is all about tough decisions

getting enough sleep or staying on the internet

(via fake-mermaid)

Chessy pick up lines…

dazzling-dazed-dayz:

Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.

Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

They say dating is a numbers game… so can I get your number?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns!

Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.

If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

imthenewfaceoffailure:

Im 30% sarcasm and 70% Fall Out Boy lyrics

(via land-of-misfit-t0ys)

"I started promising myself to
never stay anywhere I’m not
very much wanted. I have too
many scars to be breaking
my bones to fit into places
that weren’t made to fit me."
anne, maybe I always feel out of place because I’m always placing myself where I don’t belong. (via floorboardcreak)

(via a-sinner-with-a-future)

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